Film - Un Chien Andalou
Year - 1929
Director - Luis Buñuel & Salvador Dalí
Staring - Pierre Batcheff, Simone Mareuil, Luis Buñuel
IMDb Rating - 7.9/10
My Rating - 7.6/10
Length - 16 min
Genre - Short
Already liking the music
Better sharpen my knife on the door knob
JESUS!!!! I'd thought they would build to it! He just cut her eye open
Now I don't want to watch anymore
That man just fell off his bike
Why does she keep a tie in a locked box?
He has ants crawling out of a hole in his hand
Nice to know she has hairy armpits
IT'S A HAND!!!
Best poke it with a stick
Alright everyone! Keep walking! Nothing to see here!
You are going to get hit by a car if you don't move
What did I just type?
She just got ran over by a car
He just coped a feel
Has he just jizzed in his pants when he rubbed her boobs?
What the hell is he doing?
He's dragging two pianos with dead cows on top of them and with two Amish people tied to them
Damn! Should have started at first base
Somebody order a martini?
Get out of bed!
He just threw his box out of the window
Go stand in the naughty corner
I thought for a moment he was gonna kiss him
Those books just turned into guns
Well... He's dead!
Somehow he died in the middle of the woods
Bring out your dead!
Back to the cool music
There's a fly on the wall
He just wiped away his own mouth and now has her armpit hair for a mouth
Now we're at the beach
KISS ME BITCH!!
It's the box that was thrown out of the window! It's been washed ashore
"In Spring..."
Oh!
They have both died buried up to their waist in sand!
THE END